Unisex classic tee (バイトリーダー × 宇宙の理 Tee – Supreme Shift Sage)

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? Because managing the break room wasn’t enough.
You’ve ascended beyond the workplace.This tee celebrates your dual mastery of coffee shifts and cosmic balance — a tribute to part-time power and full-time enlightenment.
✦ Bold Japanese calligraphy: "バイトリーダー 兼 宇宙の理を司る者"✦ For those who wield clipboards and quantum law✦ Soft cotton to match your intergalactic responsibilities


The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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