Unisex classic tee (I Am God (But Unemployed))

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Divinity comes at a price. Mostly, joblessness.

This tee boldly declares what few dare admit:
You are limitless, enlightened, and... tragically unemployed.

Featuring powerful brushstroke kanji that reads “I am God (But Unemployed),” this shirt blends ultimate confidence with existential crisis in one wearable paradox.

✦ Bold Japanese calligraphy with red seal accent
✦ Made for the spiritually dominant and financially questionable
✦ Pairs perfectly with irony, destiny, and ramen

You don’t need a job when you already control the universe. Probably.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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